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Movie Critic

Mon Nov 2, 2009, 12:19 AM
I don't like to be a critic but i have stuff to say about some of the movies I have see recently so here it is (plz note these are all horror movies):



Maurtuary: Maurtuary is an "ok" amatuar movie, although the horrible ending, in which everyone on Earth dies. It did have some humor, like when the sherrif refers to "Graveyard Babies" and when the teens refer weed to "magical smokeable substance". So I rate Maurtuary : :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: out of 10

The Decent: The Decent wasn't a very good movie. It had basicly no plot, and it had no background on the creatures. Not very much left to say so I rate The Decent: :star: :star: out of 10


Saw: Saw is one of the best movies I have ever seen. It was very clever in a twisted sence. The motive of the Jigsaw Killer, John Kramer is very well thought out and it makes sence unlike in Slasher films where a usualy masked killer chases a slutty girl down until her death. So I rate Saw: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: out of 10

Saw II: Saw's sequel Saw II is very clever and much like the first. John Kramer, The Jigsaw Kiler returns to show more people the purpose of their lives. Although it has a different director as the first, it lives up to it's reputation. When the monitors are not live, and it shows that detective Matthews' son was in the safe at the end shows Jigsaw's sence of humor when he says "He is in a safe, secure place." So I rate Saw II: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: out of 10

The Last House on The Left: This movie has a bizzare twist of events. This was ok but not what i had expected. Not much left to say so I rate The Last House on The Left: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: out of 10

Saw III: Saw III, very much like the first and second still amazes me, but in the Pig Vat Trap I nearly vomited, because I ate mashed meat and beans before. So I rate Saw III: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star:

Halloween H2O: Ok Jamie Lee Curtis, the original actress of Halloween (1978) stars in this film as the same character, only this time she must confront her fear of Michael Myers returning. Despite the short length of the movie I rate Halloween H2O: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: out of 10

The Amityville Horror (2005): This is an exellent remake of the original, despite that the story was off. Also Ryan Reynolds was in it and I like him. So I rate The Amityville Horror (2005): :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: out of 10



Please note that I will add to this before Nov. 10

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  • Mood: Lazy
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  • Playing: Jigsaw's Game
  • Eating: Meat and Beans
  • Drinking: Coke

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:iconblackroseblueribbon:
LOL yeah...you shouldn't eat before watching Saw three. XD

I'm happy you liked them! :]
I'll give you four and five next time I see you on the bus
:iconarco1432:
... I saw Maddie at a volleyball game ???????

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lol she plays volleyball
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lolz

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